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TRIGGER WARNING: ASSMATRIX.COM is NOT a Porn Site. (although we do get featured on porn themed sites from time to time). Light stuff -->LIKE THIS by KINK.COM  <--

And we maybe will get an interview with REAL PEOPLE'S news outlets --> LIKE THIS by VICE.COM  <--  See, we're not porn we're just... VERBAL INTERCOURSE. Give us a read!

This is about Ass-Education and appreciation of the female booty.  Wanna know about us? Read here->  ABOUT OUR MISSION

I mean, you might beat off though, but that's on you!  



HAVE A FEMALE BOOTY YOU WANT ANALYZED?  LADIES, WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF BOOTY YOU'RE WORKING WITH? Want to know how to IMPROVE your booty, the easy but NATURAL way? Shoot us an email!

(commonly asked of us BY WOMEN)? Read the simple instructions HERE, then Click on the email link to send your shots to us at:

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blogs

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vids

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WE GET BANNED FASTER THAN WE CAN POST THE FUCKING VIDEOS!! INTERNET TROLLS DO LIVE!!  We're gonna find a better place for them soon.

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blogs
  • When pretending like you're handicapped makes you sexy (in your head)
  • Jean Therapy- Why you only look good in Jeans to many guys
  • Chaotic Inflation and the Multiverse of Booty
  • Is there a such thing as a BLACK ONLY BOOTY?
  • Kim K Proves her booty is not an implant (true)
  • Get Stitched or Die Trying! (new!!)
  • The Origin of Ass: Ass Play evolved (new!!)
  • What causes POON Blockage? (New)
  • Most Latinas have Pig Tails (New)
  • Booty I like: Method to the Madness
  • Rejected Content, what's the logic?
  • Best ASS ever? Are you kidding me?
  • ANDRESSA SOARES doesn't do it for me!
  • White fake ass OK, Black fake ass NO WAY?
  • Who FAMED  Miss  Rabbit?
  • The WORST ASS EVER?
  • Sexy THIGH FAT? Huh?
  • Who's into chicks with ASS Tats?
  • The SADDEST Tear Drop in the world :~(
  • Math for a sexier walk?
  • BEYONCE: is NOT BOOTILICIOUS
  • Teach the children 1
  • Teach the children 2
  • Disecting a Plumper
  • Excercise for booty?
  • ASS Cultural Awareness
  • I used to like this? yuck