'Welcome to THE ASS MATRIX! Unfortunately, no one can be told exactly what the ASS MATRIX is. You'll have to see it for yourself!' - Whore-fi-us

This is about Ass-Education and appreciation of the female booty.  Wanna know about us? Read here->  ABOUT OUR MISSION. 

I mean, you might beat off though, but that's on you!  

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Get Stitched or Die Trying! (new!!) The Origin of Ass: Ass Play evolved (new!!) Do you like GHETTO BOOTY or LARD ASSES! The WAR between a woman's legs- THAT WE'RE LOSING!!! (new!!) SEND UR PICS (SUP) updates (New!!) MOST COMMON TYPES OF ASSES we ignore for some reason (updated) POON Blockage: Blame it on the booty? (New!) Boxy Brown: What's going on in Latinas' pants? (updated) BOOTY I LIKE: How we determine nice asses at all sizes of ass (must read) Da Big Tuner aka TUNING FORK ASS: + skinny on thigh fat (New!!) TEAR DROP breakdown (as asked for): Not all that isn't HUGE won't add up (New!!) GHETTO BOOTY breakdown (as asked for): not all that jiggles, bounces! (New!!) Honorable Mention of ass: "THE PIG TAIL" (New)  The life of a PLUMPER, who wanted to be "THICK", because cornballs said so  "THICK" DEFINED: because you people are so off!!!  Round, like ASS is supposed to be, not deformed ASS EDUCATION: Dedication to one of the best to EVER shake her money maker!

WHITE LIES: White, flat, long asses are hot- if you put them in thongs and cover trouble spots) APPRECIATE YOUR GIRL: why pay for average bodies with mediocre sexual teasing!   PHOTOSHOP TRICKS: HOW PHOTOSHOP RUINS ASS APPRECIATION!  INSTA-ASS panties: TRANSFORM your soggy/sloppy ass to PHOTO-PERFECT ASS!

Get Stitched or Die Trying! (new!!) The Origin of Ass: Ass Play evolved (new!!) What causes POON Blockage? (New) Most Latinas have Pig Tails (New) Booty I like: Method to the Madness Rejected Content, what's the logic? Best ASS ever? Are you kidding me? ANDRESSA SOARES doesn't do it for me! White fake ass OK, Black fake ass NO WAY? Who FAMED  Miss  Rabbit? The WORST ASS EVER? Sexy THIGH FAT? Huh? Who's into chicks with ASS Tats? The SADDEST Tear Drop in the world :~( Math for a sexier walk? BEYONCE: is NOT BOOTILICIOUS Teach the children 1 Teach the children 2 Disecting a Plumper Excercise for booty? ASS Cultural Awareness I used to like this? yuck